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  1. 07-04-2004, 11:14 PM #1
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    Thumbs up Who Cares How She Plays Tennis?

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  2. 07-04-2004, 11:17 PM #2
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    You are being a bandwidth thief.

    I thought the fire was supposed to purify and bring out the best in you?
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  3. 07-04-2004, 11:31 PM #3
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    Originally posted by Ron
    I thought the fire was supposed to purify and bring out the best in you?
    I saw her first!
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    I guess the sport has found a replacement for Anna Kournikova since Anna can't seem to win any tournaments. They're always looking for another pretty face.
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    Originally posted by Spathiphyllum
    ...They're always looking for another pretty face...
    Thank God!
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    heh, i'm not sure if i should do anything here...
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    Re: Who Cares How She Plays Tennis?

    Originally posted by Vin DSL
    I don't. She is a great looking woman.


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    Re: Re: Who Cares How She Plays Tennis?

    Originally posted by clssam
    I don't. She is a great looking woman.

    Naaaaaah she has a blister on her foot.
    bleh. <shiver>
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  9. 07-05-2004, 09:04 PM #9
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    I would enjoy this thread a whole helluva lot more if I didn't have a daughter who is at least 4 years older than her! Since I do about all I can say is, "What a cute little girl!"

    Dang!!!
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    Originally posted by Oldfrog
    ...all I can say is, "What a cute little girl!"

    Dang!!!
    Heh! Looks can be deceiving...

    She's from Siberia, is 6 feet tall, and swings her racket like a "Louisville Slugger".

    Cute, but brutal!
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    Originally posted by Vin DSL
    She's from Siberia...
    Kinda discredits the stereotypical vision of Siberian women. Even her grimace is a bit cute.
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    Ok, just imagine, if you will, that you were married to her. And she was angry with you.

    One night you suddenly wake up to a nearly-blinding searing white hot pain, hearing "gimme that!" and you see her in exactly that action shot above you.

    I know for some of you she wouldn't need both hands like that, but this does not make me feel very secure, the thought of being married to a woman with that much strength angry with me.
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    Originally posted by Spathiphyllum
    Even her grimace is a bit cute.
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    Originally posted by Ron
    Ok, just imagine, if you will, that you were married to her. And she was angry with you...
    Bah! I'm twice the man she is...
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  15. 07-06-2004, 06:04 AM #15
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    She's from Siberia
    Hey, so am I! At least that is what my CPanel says.
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