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Effective immediately we'll be exchanging everyones hosting accounts for stock in a large gummi bear company. Don't worry though we've taken precations to ensure your ...

  1. 03-31-2006, 10:11 PM #1
    JPC-Greg
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    Exclamation Hosting going to gummi's -urgent!

    Effective immediately we'll be exchanging everyones hosting accounts for stock in a large gummi bear company. Don't worry though we've taken precations to ensure your data is converted to the proper gummi configuration. If you had 1000mb webspace before operation gummi, then you'll have approx 73,248 gummi points to spend on all the gummi bears you could ever want.

    Whats this conversion based on?
    Well, you take the..... divded by.......and .... made up..... then minus.....lies, all lies.....

    We just figured it would be easier to offer 100% gummitime guarantee than any other guarantee. Gummi FTW!
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  2. 03-31-2006, 11:28 PM #2
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    That does it! I'm blowing this popsicle stand!
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  3. 04-01-2006, 05:38 AM #3
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    I hope one needs a lot of gummi points per bear, or I might really eat myself sick

    On other news: http://www.sitepoint.com/blogs/2006/...rom-statement/
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    count me in, i love gummy bears

    fruitsnacks are good too. it better not be those cheapass walmart brand gummybears either
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  5. 04-01-2006, 01:01 PM #5
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    If you can get my gummi to have 100% uptime, YOU'RE HIRED!
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  6. 04-01-2006, 06:29 PM #6
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    BTW, Happy April Fools' Day...
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  7. 04-01-2006, 10:47 PM #7
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    I see Jag finally started hitting the sauce before posting.

    This oughtta be entertaining. I'm just wondering how he was able to spel sow gud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron
    If you can get my gummi to have 100% uptime, YOU'RE HIRED!
    only the purple ones can guarantee *that* much uptime...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lokki
    only the purple ones can guarantee *that* much uptime...
    haha
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