Enter, geeks only!

[JPC-Greg]

* I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
* My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
* Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
* There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
* If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
* I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
* A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
* Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
* A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
* Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
* C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run
* You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
* 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
* How do I set a laser printer to stun?
* Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
* The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers
* Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
* The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
* Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
* RAM disk is not an installation procedure
* Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
* The truth is out there...anybody got the URL?
* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
* Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
* To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so
* Bugs come in through open Windows
* Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are
* To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
* I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore
* Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
* If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
* "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?"
* Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface
* Warning! Perl script detected! (K)ill it , (D)eactivate it
* All computers run at the same speed... with the power off
* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway
* Having soundcards is nice... having embedded sound in web pages is not
* Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
* How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
* How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!
* Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle

[JPC-Greg]

[Ron]

[Spathiphyllum]

Crud. I "got" all of 'em and thought they were all funny. I've been programming much too briefly to suffer such ignominy.

[JPC-Greg]

[Galen]

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

OMG! 1 c4n r34d 17! 1m DOOOOM'D!!!!1111!!!!1

[Kaiberie]

Uh...I want these for my journal - do I credit you or are they floating around cyberspace?

[JPC-Greg]

Nope not mine, I stole them from abouts cyberspace.

[lokki]

[lokki]

hey, look! it's vbArt!!

[jmkogut]

Some would argue that the ability to read such 13375p34k is a sign of immaturity :P Thus, 17 w0u1d |\|0T b3 b3|\|1f1Ci41 T0 g3t 14id

[mish]

ha, i dont know why i stopped coming here!

you crack me up jag! <3

[floridaplowboy]

To go along with his message, here is some upcoming college courses:

IAD3471 Inactive Directory
IAD4293 Windows Server Doesn't

Also Star Trek TNG came up with a good way to confuse an android or
an AI computer:
"Everything I tell you is a lie"
"I am lying to you"
Lee