3 Quick Thoughts

[Connie]

1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To
combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil. (Your taxes are due again --enjoy paying them)

2 - Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years....and we're not using it anymore.

3 - Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you can't post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not

Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!

It creates a hostile work environment.

[Ron]

Funny, and partly true!