Has Jag gone insane? His prices are insane!

[Ron]

Jag!

You're running a special on almost everything at the same time!?!!?!!

You're not going Crazy Eddie on us, are you?

[JPC-Greg]

Aye indeed I have gone crazy Eddie. If I run a vps special some asks whens the next shared, sdx, reseller special and vice versa. So i figured what the heck, lets try a month of all specials...everything must go go go !!!!

[Vin DSL]

LoL!

What will it take to get you into this little beauty today?

Good choice, BTW! I got one just like it at the house!

Hang on, let me talk to the regional manager...

What if he throws in a free alarm?

[Ron]

CRAZY EDDIE, HIS PRICES ARE INSANE!

(Then he embezzled hundred(s) of millions from the stores, then bamboozled Wall Street and then some investors. Now in jail, maybe his "Tushes are in pain!"

[jason]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eddie

Well, as long as Jag isn't embezzling anything, I guess its all good.

--Jason

[Sara]

Crazy indeed. Almost makes me wish I was in the market for something

[Ron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi5HfjEFrF4

[Frank Broughton]

I need backup space - I am in the market - looks like the time is right!

[JPC-Greg]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eddie

Well, as long as Jag isn't embezzling anything, I guess its all good.

--Jason

I dont think the owner of a small business can embezzle against themselves can they?

[Ron]

Good question!

I would think that if it is a corporation, certainly they can. It would be done as a tax dodge. My state requires multiple people be officers of a corporation.

Thinking about it a bit more, I suppose even a Schedule C sole proprietorship could do it for the same reason, but at that point it might just be "tax fraud" by itself.

Got plans ?

[JPC-Greg]

TX requires it too but guess who the multiple is, me and my wife. So again isnt embellzing when you steal money while trying to hide the source. I dont think thats even possible since id be "stealing" from myself which is a conundrum and I would certainly know about it..... at which point I would immediately fire myself, and drink all night and beg for my job back to myself the next day, at which point myself would probably give me a break so I could rip myself off all over again later.

[Ron]

If you fire yourself for malfeasence after first condoning the theft, you won't be able to collect on unemployment, but if you don't fire yourself your wife might have you removed for incompetence. Don't worry -- I think they make a blue pill for incompetence.