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About LinkBacksWoman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
Um... What was the question?
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Woman's Answer : One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! ...
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10-13-2007, 01:35 AM #1Yeah, I know a LOT!
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Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
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10-13-2007, 09:44 AM #2Loyal Client
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That reads like you typed it in from a transcript. Did you have a fight with the little woman Vin?
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10-13-2007, 12:48 PM #3Yeah, I know a LOT!
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No, but the little woman did send it to me in an email.
Originally Posted by JonathanB
Er...
It was supposed to be a joke, I *think*.
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10-13-2007, 01:11 PM #4I didn't do it!
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guess you better clarify that then shouldnt you vin? haha Originally Posted by Vin DSL
It was supposed to be a joke, I *think*.-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-13-2007, 09:26 PM #5Community Leader
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Where are the lightbulbs stored in your house, Vin?
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10-13-2007, 09:33 PM #6I didn't do it!
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im sure vin knows exactly where theyre at... dont forget that vinbrain of his knows all! Originally Posted by jason
Where are the lightbulbs stored in your house, Vin?
--Jason-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-14-2007, 12:52 AM #7Yeah, I know a LOT!
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You gotta read between the lines, I guess!
Doesn't really have anything to do with light bulbs, the way I see it...
It's like the streets, street lights, sewers, water lines, and so forth, outside my house. If I see a problem, I don't think it's incumbent upon myself to worry about it, or fix them. That's somebody else's problem... I got enough other things to fix!
The more ppl do for you, the more you expect them to take care of things, and that applies to interpersonal relationships too, yes?
Women are great subordinates. They usually do what you tell them and keep their ^$%* mouths shut, but you gotta expect these left-handed 'jokes' from time-to-time.
Whatever!
If you don't like living in the dark, you shouldn't be a woman...
Gawd! Have you EVER met one that didn't think they (and their moods/hormones) were perfect?
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10-14-2007, 11:35 AM #8Loyal Client
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you have issues vin...
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10-14-2007, 11:51 AM #9Yeah, I know a LOT!
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Let me ask you something, Einstein... Originally Posted by mattsiegman
Have you ever figured out why men and women have segregated restrooms?
This has always been a mystery to me!
Blacks (and other minorities) wouldn't put up with this for a minute, yet women do...
And, they always (ahem) bitch about how unacceptable they are - like the light bulb 'joke'!DISCLAIMER Any resemblance between the views expressed above and those of the owners and operators of this system is purely coincidental. Any resemblance between these views and my own are non-deterministic. The existence of Vin DSL is questionable. The existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is problematic. The existence of the reader is left as an exercise in the second-order coefficient.
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10-14-2007, 12:21 PM #10Loyal Client
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What are you talking about?
The women's restroom are almost always nicer than the mens'
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10-14-2007, 01:12 PM #11Yeah, I know a LOT!
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LoL! How would you know? Originally Posted by mattsiegman
Besides, that's not the point...
In some cultures, they don't let women into the house during their menstrual cycles. They put 'em in a shed out back, or a communal house. They're allowed back when the whole messy thing is over...
Here, we just kick them out of our restrooms!DISCLAIMER Any resemblance between the views expressed above and those of the owners and operators of this system is purely coincidental. Any resemblance between these views and my own are non-deterministic. The existence of Vin DSL is questionable. The existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is problematic. The existence of the reader is left as an exercise in the second-order coefficient.
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10-14-2007, 05:51 PM #12I didn't do it!
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hahaha if one just figured that out then one also has issues Originally Posted by mattsiegman
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-14-2007, 06:43 PM #13Loyal Client
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I thought I posted this earlier... maybe someone deleted it.. anyway:
Your wife must be a saint, Vin. How long have you two been married (to each other)?Good luck
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10-14-2007, 07:06 PM #14I didn't do it!
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you did.. just getting threads mixed up.. it was part of the 12 convos that hijacked my site builder post Originally Posted by Ron
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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