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I came to JagPC, with two goals in mind... Customer Service Rep Server named after me Neither one has happened, but ...
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10-25-2007, 08:57 PM #1Yeah, I know a LOT!
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Discussion: JaguarPC is Hiring Remote Sales/Billing Reps
DISCLAIMER Any resemblance between the views expressed above and those of the owners and operators of this system is purely coincidental. Any resemblance between these views and my own are non-deterministic. The existence of Vin DSL is questionable. The existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is problematic. The existence of the reader is left as an exercise in the second-order coefficient.
No Guts, No Story! VinDSL © 2010
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10-25-2007, 09:09 PM #2I didn't do it!
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go for it vin! haha i can see the new customers now... they would all be running away as fast as they could all because you torment the 'stupid' ones... haha
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i take that back... its not just the 'stupid' ones
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-25-2007, 09:13 PM #3Yeah, I know a LOT!
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Heh!
If you only knew...
I'm the kinda guy that drives the engines of entrepreneurs!
At least the smart ones...DISCLAIMER Any resemblance between the views expressed above and those of the owners and operators of this system is purely coincidental. Any resemblance between these views and my own are non-deterministic. The existence of Vin DSL is questionable. The existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is problematic. The existence of the reader is left as an exercise in the second-order coefficient.
No Guts, No Story! VinDSL © 2010
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10-25-2007, 09:59 PM #4I didn't do it!
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well im thinkin that may be a good idea... just would have to let me know the hours you would be working so i can bombard you with absurd tickets
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-26-2007, 12:21 PM #5Loyal Client
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Shouldn't there be three servers named after you? As we all know, there are three of you...
Originally Posted by Vin DSL
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10-26-2007, 12:25 PM #6Darth Admin (aka Jag)
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next server to go up shall henceforth be known as vin.nocdirect.com
Greg L. | Chief Executive Officer
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10-26-2007, 12:28 PM #7Darth Admin (aka Jag)
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Wait I got that all wrong. Since most people wont really like jackass.nocdirect.com I'll give ya ego.nocdirect.com
Greg L. | Chief Executive Officer
JaguarPC.com
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Need a Manager?
(pm) | (email) David, Customer Service Manager
(pm) | (email) Zach, Community Liason, Sales manager
(pm) | (email) Masood, Chief Technical Officer
(pm) | (email) Les, Chief Operations Officer
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10-26-2007, 12:32 PM #8I didn't do it!
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hahahaha nice one greg
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-26-2007, 12:34 PM #9I didn't do it!
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actually there should be 6 of them: Originally Posted by JonathanB
- me.nocdirect.com
- myself.nocdirect.com
- i.nocdirect.com
- vinbrain.nocdirect.com
- vinelbow.nocdirect.com
- vinshoulder.nocdirect.com
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-26-2007, 01:02 PM #10Yeah, I know a LOT!
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I like that idea: Originally Posted by JPC-Greg
- jackass1.nocdirect.com
- jackass2.nocdirect.com
- jackass3.nocdirect.com
You could move all the troublemakers there, and I could be the warden...
Cannibals need a cannibal king!
Some hosts do just that!
It kind of reminds me of the prison-isle concept, like Australia's roots.
Instead of terminating their accounts, the host moves them to servers populated by like-minded ppl - ones that don't follow the rules. And when/if they clean up their act, they're returned to the general populace, with a smile, and a pat on the back!DISCLAIMER Any resemblance between the views expressed above and those of the owners and operators of this system is purely coincidental. Any resemblance between these views and my own are non-deterministic. The existence of Vin DSL is questionable. The existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is problematic. The existence of the reader is left as an exercise in the second-order coefficient.
No Guts, No Story! VinDSL © 2010
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10-26-2007, 01:46 PM #11I didn't do it!
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haha i feel sorry for those poor souls: Originally Posted by Vin DSL
Vin:YOUR USING TO MANY RESOURCES!
Client:
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-26-2007, 02:55 PM #12Loyal Client
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How about naming them after computer companies? Maybe there aren't enough, so how about Top Ten Computer Comapnies or Body Parts:
10. Apple
9. Dell
8. Arm
7. Gateway
6. Brain
5. IBM
4. Compaq
3. Nose
2. Alien
And the number 1 Computer Company or Body Part:
1. WangGood luck
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10-26-2007, 03:22 PM #13Jag Veteran
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Emergency Maintenance -- Vin.nocdirect.com
The VPS node "vin.nocdirect.com" is currently down. Our techs in the data center are working on this server. We will update this thread as soon as we know more. Your patience will be greatly appreciated. Originally Posted by JPC-Greg
Update: The ego array on this server failed. We have recreated the ego and currently we are restoring the brain from backup. We will keep this thread updated with restore progress.
Update #2: The ego restore takes more time towards end. We will update the thread as soon as there is a reasonable increase in the percentage of intelligence.
Update #3: The ego restore has gone into a loop .........
EuroNut (The mad Brit)
If it ain't broke, don't ping it...
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10-26-2007, 03:41 PM #14I didn't do it!
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hahahahahahaha that was a good one
-Daniel
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks.
My scripts never have bugs. They just develop random features.
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10-27-2007, 07:17 PM #15all about nothing!
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Yes and yes! Originally Posted by JPC-Greg
lol big time!
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