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I don't mean to pick on Rizwan, but this post just gave me a chuckle: We apologize for the incontinence this has caused. All I ...

  1. 07-09-2008, 11:18 PM #1
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    Server incontenence

    I don't mean to pick on Rizwan, but this post just gave me a chuckle:

    We apologize for the incontinence this has caused.
    All I can say is that I'm glad I'm not on Peregrin!

    Again, no offense meant to Rizwan...God knows I've made plenty of typos on this board many times myself. Nonetheless, I've had an incredibly stressful day and this was just the type of thing I needed to better my mood before I go to bed.

    Good night, everyone.

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  2. 07-10-2008, 12:00 AM #2
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  3. 07-10-2008, 12:27 AM #3
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    This post really pissed me off.
    Why do you have to dump on us like this?


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  4. 07-10-2008, 12:29 AM #4
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    Oh, I dunno if it was necessarily a typo. I mean, if your server is down, couldn't it really pi** you off? It could have been just an inconvenience; but then again, it truly could have been incontinence... loosely defined.

    Rizwan may know more about the effects than us.
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    Dang it, Ron. Stealing my thunder. Couldn't you have read my earlier comedy review before replying? Then I'd have been the clever one.
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  6. 07-10-2008, 12:53 AM #6
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    Regarding something funny.... I have seen a particular commercial for Gas-X twice now; they have a series of commercials where the potential GAS-X customer is sitting in a meeting and starts imagining every word is gas related, most are fairly unfunny. However this one is

    Interviewer: "I see you graduated top in your gas, you are flatulent in 2 languages"
    Interviewer's assistant: "Excuse me, your son Rip is on line toot."

    I don't know why but it just strikes me funny.
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  7. 07-10-2008, 12:56 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spathiphyllum View Post
    [I]t truly could have been incontinence... loosely defined.
    Bwahahahaha!

    Stop it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron View Post
    "Excuse me, your son Rip is on line toot."

    I don't know why but it just strikes me funny.
    Okay, now you did it...

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  9. 09-01-2008, 11:57 PM #9
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    "your son rip is on line toot"

    I rarely watch the tv and when I saw that I actually lol'd.

    I even lol'd reading it just now.
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