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the ancient posted some links in another thread about tech support which reminded about this excellent video, this one deserves it's own thread. enjoy. Note ...

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    Nearly 100% Pure Carbon thecoalman's Avatar
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    The website is down!

    the ancient posted some links in another thread about tech support which reminded about this excellent video, this one deserves it's own thread. enjoy. Note it's not work safe because of language.

    http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/
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    I've never seen that before, I love it.

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    "Apache is running...I can see HTML..."
    That sounds exactly like one of our SAs whenever I call him to report something not working. When I called him to report that MySQL stopped working after an upgrade the response I got was "I could reboot the box, but I've never had to do that before, so it won't do anything." Or the best: "no, nothings been touched today." "Well cURL isn't working." "Oh, yeah, we upgraded cURL this morning."

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    That video is great!
    - Bryan

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    I'm afraid to watch it...

    Can somebody please tell me what it's about?!?!?

    If you... people... like it, I'll probably have night sweats!
    DISCLAIMER Any resemblance between the views expressed above and those of the owners and operators of this system is purely coincidental. Any resemblance between these views and my own are non-deterministic. The existence of Vin DSL is questionable. The existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is problematic. The existence of the reader is left as an exercise in the second-order coefficient.

    No Guts, No Story! VinDSL © 2010

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    all about nothing! Frank Broughton's Avatar
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    It is all about the moron from Arizona that eats onions. You see he goes to this store in Texas and the owner thinks that this guy is about to rob the place (he just looks like the type), and calls the copperooskis. As they arrive this guy goes nuts.....

    The end - You asked!

    Hey wait how can he "go" nuts when he already is nuts?

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    It's about a sales guy, a system administrator, and a datacenter tech, and their shenanigans trying to get the website back up, which was never down in the first place. so it appears.
    - Bryan

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    Ahh but so much more than that. LOL....

    The best part IMO is when he rearranges the desktop... rofl

    anyone watch the second part and the sales guy is trying to line the icons back up with the background image? hehehe

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    Yeah, I know a LOT! Vin DSL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Broughton View Post
    Hey wait how can he "go" nuts when he already is nuts?
    Excellent point, Frankie! You have inner resilience.

    I feel tempted to tell you about the Reiki master, so called, that I saved in Florida last Monday. I restored her hearing!

    LoL! It was supposed to be the other way around. She was supposed to save me from stress.

    Actually, I went to her seminar looking for pointers on how to create stress in others - but it turned out to be a calling.

    Stress is an excellent healing tool! I'm working on doing it remotely. Feeling better yet?

    Here's a link for you: http://www.christianreiki.org/ (if you've never heard of Reiki)

    I figured out how to heal without laying hands on ppl, so it's a simple (and logical) progression to do it remotely, no?

    And, it's certainly no crazier than the thought of a Christian's tongue being able to strike like the bite of a viper - something we should always be aware of, when talking to others!

    BTW: I'm NOT into Reiki. It's just a blessing that some of us have, and others like to mimic...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecoalman View Post
    Ahh but so much more than that. LOL....

    The best part IMO is when he rearranges the desktop... rofl

    anyone watch the second part and the sales guy is trying to line the icons back up with the background image? hehehe
    I caught that too. :-D

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