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    Windows Humor

    Windows 95: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

    NT: Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]

    Windows: XP crashes thirteen times less frequently than previous versions!

    -- from an "advertisement" on Microsoft's web site


    So being incompetent is actually a quadruple whammy:

    1) They don't have the skill itself.

    2) They don't have the skill to know that they don't have the skill.

    3) They don't have the skill to correctly judge whether or not anybody else has the skill either.

    4) If presented with evidence of their incompetence, there is a good chance that they will incorrectly interpret this evidence.

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    Sweet

    Originally posted by tekygonnabe

    NT: Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
    Sweet!
    Where do you wanna go today?

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    **chuckles**

    Quite true, quite true...

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    Windows XP has never crashed for me, and I haven't rebooted in over a week . I hate when I have to restart for stupid reasons. :P
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