Some microsoft jokes...

[Still Shady]

How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change to change a light bulb?
Why change the light bulb? Just get Bill Gates to institute darkness as the industry standard. -(Charles W)
Bugs come in through Open Windows

You didn't know Chernobyl used Windows?

"No wonder Macs are the best-selling computer in Japan. One Microsoft ad translates from Japanese reads, 'If you don't know where you want to go, we'll make sure your taken.'"
Excerpt from MacAddict 10 -(Michael Juarez)

The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"

MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
Downgrade your system for only 195 dollars! Install Windows!

Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something!

Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...

WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...

Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!

HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! ......My God, it's full of Stars.

He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in

How do you make Windows move faster ? Throw it harder

If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.

Bill Gates = quality software ; Ronald McDonald = gourmet cuisine

#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!

One man's Windows are another man's walls...

OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.

OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...

The Magic of Windows: Turns a Pentium back into a PC/XT.

Windows error 000 : No errors found! [CLOSE]

Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting

Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!

Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".

Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"

Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows would look better with curtains.

Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.

Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!

WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace

Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows!

Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?

If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.

[Julian Muñoz]

hheehe Nice jokes.

[HarmonWorks]

<--- Works for Microsoft.

(Don't ask...the job market kinda bites right now...and they pay me well. )

[Still Shady]

Originally posted by HarmonWorks
<--- Works for Microsoft.

Is that another joke?

What do you do there?

[HarmonWorks]

Hee hee.....nope, not a joke. I work for the Certified Partners Program.

[Still Shady]

Partners? Scary... So you're the next monopoly eh... admit!

[Michael]

Remeber
If it wasnt for windows you would still have to type every thing you want to do, or you could use a MAC, you know that little thing that looks like a computer version of the VW beetle.

I love those MAC commercials.
"I switched because the PC was to hard to use" In other words
"I bought a MAC before I realized the closest person to me I could share files with was in Alaska."

"I switched to a MAC because the PC would allow my camera to hook up" In other words
"Uh? Whats a digital camera?"

"I switched to a MAC because the PC always crashed" In other words
"That stupid, slide out, cup hold fell off when I set my coffee mug on it."

[Still Shady]

I like you Michael!

[lookout]

Well I'm amazed! I thought that post would be sure to start PC-Mac-Windows-Linux flame war. Nothing like a little baiting among friends . . .

[megmond]

If anything is flame-bait, it's Shady's new avatar

[jason]

I love those Mac ads, especially when I go home after a day of battling with someone's Mac thats not working. For example, last week I had a monitor's refresh rate go nuts. On a PC, i'd just reboot in safe mode/vga mode and fix it, but I don't know of any way to do that on a mac. It took me about an hour to get it working correctly again.

I've also spent a good about of time trying to download drivers for an older scanner we have hooked up to a Mac, so when I see that digital camera one, I always have to laugh.

Has anyone figured out what "an error of type 10" is? Windows might like to crash, but at least when it does it give me some information that I can use to figure out why it did.

--Jason

[lookout]

Originally posted by jason
Has anyone figured out what "an error of type 10" is? Windows might like to crash, but at least when it does it give me some information that I can use to figure out why it did.

I know, it seems it's Apple's way of "protecting" users from the scary stuff. Anyway, this link may shed a little light.

[Still Shady]

Originally posted by megmond
If anything is flame-bait, it's Shady's new avatar

Me -> <- megmond

Well mac rhymes with suck! Those mac commercials on tv's are humorous! When I see them I

What's the ease in using Mac? Probably just the shutdown button!

[megmond]

What's the ease in using Mac? Probably just the shutdown button!

I actually find that a meaningful comment. I remember when I bought a new PC when they introduced the new delayed shutdown function (where you have to keep the on/off switch pressed for about 5 seconds before it will switch off).

Took me a long time before I found out why I couldn't switch the thing off without pulling the plug

[lookout]

What about some of those desktop designs that had a push style power button positioned so low? Just the perfect height to power off accidentally with a bump from the keyboard.