penguin box

[vitre0us]

i just noticed that penguin users get a special little motd after logging in on ssh

you should put up motds or fortunes on the other boxes too ;-)

[JPC-Greg]

yea, one of the techs were being a little silly with that one

[mattsiegman]

???
What does it say? Titanium needs one

[vitre0us]

A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bar
tender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn't serve plums. The pe
nguin thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Agai
n, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never ser
ved plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffl
ed, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender
begins to yell: "Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you
ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!" The
penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Do you have any nails?'' Confus
ed, the bartenders says "No."

"Good!" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"

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Welcome to Your server penguin, enjoy your stay!

[mattsiegman]